Happy Friday all! For my second blog/rant of the new year, Im pretty much just going to be all over the place in this one! For people that know me, you know Im loud and obnoxious in everyday conversation. And I dont just step over the line of personal opinion, I double dutch that fool and leave a boot print on its face. So, now that Ive painted a pretty good mental picture of who I am as a person, lets do this.
Internet Trolls! Hi, its everyone else. We hate you. Now, Ive done my bit of internet bashing of celebrities and topics that people take way too seriously just to stir the pot. But a real troll just jumps into a subject with their stupid opinion that is way off in left field but just want people to know they are there if anyone needs to know how they feel about Obama or #BlackLivesMatter. I get it. But when I jab at something, its just that, a playful jab to annoy the people taking a Nancy Grace video seriously. "What about the babies?!" Then I see a troll just stroll in and start picking apart my Facebook page, which is super creepy. That is a troll standard. "I don't have an opinion based on anything solid, let me talk about how the dude is wearing a suit in his photo. I'm super clever. Where'd you get that suit...the suit store?" Yeah, actually I did. And its tailored. I win.
Look, trolls. You can have opinions. But please do some research so when we debate a topic, its not just you putting up Hillary Clinton meme's or that picture of MJ eating popcorn, "Im just here for the comments." CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING! Or just stay silent, drink your Juicy Juice and ask your mom where your blanky is so you can go night night. Back to your bridge with you!
Public breastfeeding! I could go on all day about how much this bothers me. More than it should really. But its just one of those things that gets under my skin and lives there til I die. But here are my reasons I find it annoying. Its 20 something moms who have no sense of decency. Don't say, "How else am I supposed to feed my baby?" or "Breasts are a natural thing...blah blah blah." Its 2016! Nudity has been, ironically, super sexualized. So an exposed breast in an Olive Garden is going to make some folks uncomfortable. I was a baby once. NEVER BREASTFED and I survived. I understand that some, SOME, babies will only take nourishment that way and some dont. But they invented bottles for a reason. "What? Am I supposed to prepare a bottle everytime I want to go out in public just because it makes you uncomfortable?" Um, yeah. You had a kid, not me. I dont want to see that. Im no prude, but I do like my meal or social event without a weird fetish happening in my eye line. Or do the cover thing. And I know mothers are looking at this yelling at the screen. "You want me to take my baby...a tiny person...into a bathroom, like a homeless person and feed them in there?" Its a bathroom. Im not saying dunk the kid's head in the toilet and mop the floor with him/her. But being in the bathroom, if you dont want to cover up, is just being courteous to everyone around you. Because, you had the baby, not all of us. We dont want to be apart of your feeding ritual. Thank you and bottles are available in stores now!
Men today! Fellas, look at yourself right now. If you have lotion on your hands and skinny jeans are on you or in a drawer, pay attention. Hi, I'm your new life coach. Stop doing chick stuff. Man up! Most of my clothes have oil, grease, dirt, grass, etc. stains on them. Because at the drop of a hat, I can be out at a nice gathering, all fancy and boom! Something breaks, say a pipe in a friends house or a car starts making a noise. I'm not afraid to get dirty. And I also know how to fix things. If I hand you a wrench or a hammer, I expect any man in the room to be able to assist me in my on the spot project. I don't know what a millenial is, but I want to throw blunt objects at one and see what happens. *Millenials will be a future topic of discussion!* But guys, don't let me down. Cast off ye skinny jeans and strap on a toolbelt! Its time to get to work!
Okay, I think I've stirred the pot enough with this one. Talk amongst y'selves! Chaz OUT!
***And I will be going back and editing my blogs to include pics and little funny blurbs/quotes to add to the quality of my blogs, but for now its just the facts ma'am!***
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